oh god the rape fog is back!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
me + whiskey = a bad person
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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