You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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