I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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