I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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