It's Friday. Sex?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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