Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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