its not stalking. its research.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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