Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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