I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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