Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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