does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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