just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There's always time for handjobs
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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