so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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