Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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