i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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