i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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