For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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