No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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