I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
