All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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