got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
