i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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