About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do vagina's smell?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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