i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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