yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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