Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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