I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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