So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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