Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i black out too much to be "responsible"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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