oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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