I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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