At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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