Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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