Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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