also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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