id be glad to
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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