I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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