I can text with my tongue
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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