My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just want to make out with him forever
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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