This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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