If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she peed on how many people?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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