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say what?
wanna hang out?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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