I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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