everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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