Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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