Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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