I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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