Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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