..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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