Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She bit a glass in half.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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