she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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