Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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